My weird friends

Just for a shot of fame apparently my friend crm posted this:

I would risk the serpent's bite
I would dance around with seven
I would kiss the diamond back
If I knew it would get me to heaven

Chorus:
'Cause I want to get right with God
Yes, you know you got to get right with God
I would burn the soles of my feet
Burn the palms of both my hands
If I could learn and be complete
If I could walk righteously again
I would sleep on a bed of nails
'Till my back was torn and bleeding
In the deep darkness of Hell
The Damascus of my meeting
I asked God about his plan
To save us all from Satan's slaughter
If I give up one of my lambs
Will you take me as one of your daughters?

Sadly these passages are lost on me as I do not feel the need to "get right with God", nor do I favor Lucinda Williams who seems to get the credit for this particular verse.

What is up with you people trying to freak me out. You should all read Shaharazada Jones' post about my whiteboard and leave me more nice comments like that.